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Let your child tear book pages

America’s Editor, age 3

With apologies to librarians

Let children read to you.

Let children read in private.

Let children tear the pages of a book in their eagerness to read the story.

Let children drag a book around behind them by a center page as if it were a stuffed animal.

Let children paw the pages and rest their entire body weight on the spine.

Let children feel as if the book is an extension of themselves.

George R.R. Martin’s copy editor is too busy to edit Winds of Winter

I wasn’t able to find a non-editor in my daily life who found this funny. Maybe it requires knowledge of the way GRRM has kept us waiting for his next installment. Maybe it requires knowledge of what copy editors do. Maybe it requires knowledge of the way all editors feel about editing (hint: passionate).

So, this humor post by Tyler Schmall is primarily for editors and copy editors. Read the entire article on Mashable.

“In all honesty the book has been done for like a year now, they’re just waiting for me to look it over and edit it. And honestly I wish I could. But I am just slammed at the moment. I’m like so behind on emails, and I got like three documentary series I still gotta watch. (Don’t you even think about spoiling The Keepers for me haha.) I barely have time for anything right now, and now you want me to copy edit this mammoth of a book just because YOU want to know what happens in the next installment of George R.R. Martin’s fantasy thriller saga A Song of Ice and Fire, a book series unlike anything in the cultural zeitgeist before?

That’s kind of selfish of you, don’t you think? I’m doing my best.”

Currently reading: The Snow Child

The Snow Child

I’ll be traveling to a cold and snowy place for a couple of weeks, so I read a cold and snowy story in preparation. The Snow Child by Eowyn Ivey was on my reading list for years, and maybe that anticipation gave me too high expectations for this book.  It is a well-written story that takes its time. It was enjoyable and has the quality of a fable or fairy tale. It didn’t alter my life, but it did prepare me for snow.

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